I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
wanna buy some drugs
"WHAT DID YOU DO??!?"
how do you think i felt
what the fuck did I just watch
Seriously, is Michael Cera even real? I never watched one of is interviews, I’m almost scared of how awkward it could be ( x )
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck